A video tutorial for Miss Cupcake/misscupcake. An example of English as spoken by a South African of Afrikaans or Boer descent. This was a spur of the moment ad-lib thing. Just happened to be wearing an orange T-shirt that day. Hence the Cheetahs. Have now pissed off about half a million big ugly aggressive Vrystaat rugby supporters. And their brothers. Incest — fun for the whole family. Eish. Talk about a Darwin award moment. Dom doos. (Translation: stupid er… box). If you don’t see another video from me it’s because I have been dealt a huge snotklap/poesklap.
Could just as easily have been one of the other Super 14 or Currie Cup teams like the Bulls or Stormers or Sharks or whatever. So please tell Kabamba Floors not to come and bliksem me. (Okay, now I must just try to somehow legitimately mention the Springbok wing Bryan Habana in this video description to ensure a huge increase in the number of views. Sorry, nope. Can’t think of anything relevant. Nor for biltong, braai, koeksister, piel, tiete, fanny, ass, booty or Zuma. So I’ll just leave it at that.)
Apologies for the low-brow campfire skit/skool Konsert quality of the humour.
I keep intending to do some intelligent, insightful, funny, witty, provocative, erudite stuff. You know: talking about evolution and polygamy and the psychology of politically-incorrect Siamese twins. And self-consciously ironic analyses of kinky vids with titles like “contortionist sex” and “Asian foot fetish” and “Paris Hilton with naked farm animals in close-up” and well… other stuff that should probably be left where it belongs, in my head.
(Yes, I know, farm animals are naked by default. If THEY had clothes on, that would be REALLY kinky.)
But that all takes time, and I’m a lazy bastard. So I end up doing this sort of shit when I have 5 minutes to spare. If you’re looking for intelligent humour, what the hell are you doing on YouTube?
I hope you find it funny anyway. My secretary pissed herself, if that’s any recommendation. There go her internet privileges. I’m the BOSS, dammit. No laughing!
So here I was, channelling Miss Koekie. She might end up reminding you of someone famous. Or someone you’ve met. Or someone you’ve had sex with. Hey, I lived in Pretoria for 6 years. A guy gets lonely. Okay, so she wasn’t quite as pretty or sexy as Miss Koekie, but she definitely had less facial hair. I think. Look, it was dark. I was drunk. It was a long time ago.
Ooooookay. Time to sign off, before I start embarrassing myself.
Names and faces have been changed to protect the ignorant people involved.
This video was filmed on location in South Africa, home to the famous Kruger Park, recently featured in a video which won the YouTube award for Best Documentary and got millions of views and comments. (The one with the battle between the lions, crocodile and the baby buffalo.) My accent isn’t nearly as stupid as the South African “Land Rover Jockey” in that one. Or the tourists, for that matter.
but in a nice joking way =)
I get it. Basically:
” WTF ?! 🙂 “
It means “what is that?” (in a joking way). In Philippines, “Ano ba yan” can mean many things, depending on how u use it or how u mean. It could mean in a sarcastic way (an insult..or like if ur irritated), a joking matter…
my comment meant in a joking way like an insult but in a joking way =)
Ha! First guess. But what does it MEAN?
(Googled it and got a movie title.)
hehehe…tagalog.
What language is this, LovingPeach?
Tagalog?
Malay?
Somewhere round there, right? Or am I completely off the mark?
I reckon you reckon right.
Thank you!!!!!!!!Lekkerlekkerlekker!!!!
PIMYL
Yay! Paris Hilton commented on my video!
Love it!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
LOL
i reckon this videos funny
F-NY-single – MSG me on MSN. ID is in my profile. H
ano ba yan?
Bedaar, swaer. Jy gaan die Boere ‘n kak naam gee, met daai houding.
Eendag ou tjom gaan jy ‘n regte man teekom en dan sal jy lekker kry van vreugde.
Don’t make idle threats, my friend. One day someone will call your bluff.
Ek het in die OU Suid Afrika grootgeword. Ek moes mense doodmaak. Ek is nie bang vir jou praatjies nie.
Dis veronderstel om ‘n grap te wees. Dis nie jou tipe humor nie; geen probleem. Maak gerus ‘n paar videos van jou eie, sodat mense vir JOU kan sien.
War’s over, pal.
Man, this video is the most hidious thing i ever seen, seriously man WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? Is this what you do in your spare time? Propably still live with your mother, obviously you cant function in normal society and need your mom to wipe your ass, I’d bloody break your neck if you werent so pathetic already, I feel sorry for you, what future could possibly await you? Eengad jou fokken SoutPiel gaan jy ‘n regte man teekom en daai dag kak jy
haha ik leef in nederland en ik kan een beetje lezen wat er staat maar het is wel moeilijk! = D
english
haha i live in the netherlands and i can read it a bit but it is dificult = D
Sorry man. I miss home so much I get a bit high strung at times. Did not mean to be rude or offend you mate. I am really patriotic about my country and people and since not living there anymore can become a bit snappy when people take the mick… Jammer man.
Ja, but you’re not from Welkom, are you? Grappies, Alwyn, grappies. Jy kan maar bietjie uitkoel.
Ons naai almal onder mekaar hier, selfs familie. Okay, not really. Well no more so than anywhere else. Except down there in the De Kaap valley, among the tsetse flies, malaria mosquitoes and abandoned gold mines.
Dis ‘n lekkerlekker lewe in die Barbies span, dis ‘n lekker lewe. Ek ken die plek. Oor die berg. Meisies is lekker los.
BTW: You’re not a boer anymore if you use the word “prat”. Sorry.
That is so not funny. I am afrikaans and sound nothing like that. In breeding?! are you kidding me!!!!? You arrogant prat.
hahaha ya thats my nickname hahaha it gets really cold over here!!!! i love the sno!!1 the baording part anyway haha
Wait another few months, until the Canadian winter has arrived, and you’re likely to miss it even more.
(I’m guessing they call you “Loose Goose” over there.)
im from South Africa haha i miss that place!!!
Nee, ek is nie OK nie.
Ek is Pepstores.